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Direct Response Alchemy

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~A Decade Of Direct Response Copywriting Experience.

$10,000,000's generated — webinars written, sales copy, email sequences, webinar build-up (and down) sequences.

$833.33 Revenue Generated Per Word - World Record?

In the 2020's, we generated a peak word count of $833.33 in revenue per word.

That means every word we wrote made our employer $833.33.

Every. Single. Word.

At 8,000 words for an average funnel/promotion, that clocks in at $6.67 million in my employer's pocket.

Imagine that.

Making $6.67 million. Just from someone's words.

In the 2020's, we generated a peak word count of $833.33 in revenue per word.

That means every word we wrote made our employer $833.33.

Every. Single. Word.

At 8,000 words for an average funnel/promotion, that clocks in at $6.67 million in my employer's pocket.

Imagine that.

Making $6.67 million. Just from someone's words.

100% Success Rate.

We have never failed to deliver a direct, positive ROI for clients or employers. Ever.

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Services We Offer — That You Can Profit From — Starting Today. Right Now.

Emails + Email Sequences

Latest Record: Over $500,000 from a single email.

Landing/Squeeze Pages

Latest Record: 50% lead conversion rate from cold, paid traffic

Ad copy (Google, Facebook, Etc.)

Latest Record: 10% CTR on a Facebook Ad

Advertorials

Latest Record: 25% conversion to lead

Front-End Promotions/Funnels

Latest Record: 4% Sales Conversion Rate

Back-End Promotions/Funnels

Latest Record: 10% Sales Conversion Rate

Webinars

Latest Record: 25% conversion to lead

Product Launches

Latest Record: 4% Sales Conversion Rate

Conversion Rate Optimization

Latest Record: ~200% increase in KPI's

What types of services do you specialize in?

We specialize in direct response copywriting: email campaigns, sales funnels, landing pages, ad copy, and full funnel optimization for high ROI.

How quickly can I expect results?

Many clients see measurable improvements in engagement or conversion within days of implementation, with significant ROI typically visible within a few weeks.

Do you offer customized packages?

Yes, every package is tailored to your goals and budget. We provide flexible solutions, from startups to established businesses.

What types of services do you specialize in?

We specialize in direct response copywriting: email campaigns, sales funnels, landing pages, ad copy, and full funnel optimization for high ROI.

How quickly can I expect results?

Many clients see measurable improvements in engagement or conversion within days of implementation, with significant ROI typically visible within a few weeks.

Do you offer customized packages?

Yes, every package is tailored to your goals and budget. We provide flexible solutions, from startups to established businesses.

Limited Spots Available

This is a small (but powerful) agency. We can only handle so many clients at one time.

So, while the services that are marked available are open now, we can't promise they will be tomorrow.

Click the "Work With Us" button below to apply to work with us.

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Experience Includes Creating Direct Response Marketing and Advertising For…

Brownstone Research

iOvercameAnxiety

The Mental Health Healing Center

Creator Funnel University

True Conversion

The Agora Companies

Stansberry Research

Legacy Research

The Pivot Protocol

Testimonials & Reviews

"Incredibly talented… senior-level copywriting"

Ryan M.

Important Person at Agora

"If we're talking raw marketing talent, you are [the top spot]."

Neil M.

Copywriter

"Tjark is perhaps the best direct response copywriter to have ever lived."

Tain N.

Founder & CEO, Pivot Protocol

"Great communication throughout the whole process. Explained everything in detail, very clearly."

Gabriele M.

Accountant & Controller

Over 1 Million

The total amount of clicks generated by just ONE of our funnels.

Over $350k

The amount just one of the funnels we've created has spent in ad costs.

Dozens

Of online sales letters, VSL's, and webinars built that broke even from day one, and went on to generate revenues of up to well over $1 million.

Limited Spots Available

This is a small (but powerful) agency. We can only handle so many clients at one time.

So, while the services that are marked available are open now, we can't promise they will be tomorrow.

Click the "Work With Us" button below to apply to work with us now. Before it's too late.

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Questions? Support? No Clue Where To Start, Or What You Need?

Email: Tjark@DirectResponseAlchemy.com

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